And the naughtiness continues…
Like how I put that nice not safe for work warning up there? hehehe Don’t say you weren’t warned. 
A couple of weeks ago a group of authors and I attended a local fetish festival where we sold and signed books, did erotic readings and even sang the 12 Days of BDSM Christmas–twice!
I posted about it on Facebook and by popular demand I am printing the lyrics here. We tried to video tape our second singing to share but it didn’t work out. So you’ll just have to use your imagination. But trust me–we had a ball!
12 Days Of BDSM Christmas
On the 1st day of Christmas, my MASTER gave to me…
A Small Feather Pillow for my knees.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my MASTER gave to me…
2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my MASTER gave to me…
3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees. 
On the 4th day of Christmas, my MASTER gave to me…
4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.
On the 5th day of Christmas, my MASTER gave to me…
FIVE ANAL BEADS, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.
On the 6th day of Christmas, my MASTER gave to me…
6 Tubes of KY, FIVE ANAL BEADS,.4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.
On the 7th day of Christmas, my MASTER gave to me…
7 Crops a Swinging, 6 Tubes of KY, FIVE ANAL BEADS, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.
On the 8th day of Christmas, my MASTER gave to me…
8 Floggers Flogging, 7 Crops a Swinging, 6 Tubes of KY, FIVE ANAL BEADS, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small
Feather Pillow for my knees.
On the 9th day of Christmas, my MASTER gave to me…
9 Candles Dripping, 8 Floggers Flogging, 7 Crops a Swinging, 6 Tubes of KY, FIVE ANAL BEADS, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.
On the 10th day of Christmas, my MASTER gave to me…
10 Lords a Whipping, 9 Candles Dripping, 8 Floggers Flogging, 7 Crops a Swinging, 6 Tubes of KY, FIVE ANAL BEADS, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees
On the 11th day of Christmas, my MASTER gave to me…
11 Pairs of Stockings, 10 Lords a Whipping, 9 Candles Dripping, 8 Floggers Flogging, 7 Crops a Swinging, 6 Tubes of KY, FIVE ANAL BEADS, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.
On the 12th day of Christmas, my MASTER gave to me…
12 Orgasms Screaming, 11 Pairs of Stockings, 10 Lords a Whipping, 9 Candles Dripping, 8 Floggers Flogging, 7 Crops a Swinging, 6 Tubes of KY, FIVE ANAL BEADS, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.
If you haven’t already, be sure to click follow to your right and leave a comment for a chance to win. Tomorrow I’m giving something away! It’s a christmas surprise. 
Eliza
Very naughty carol there Eliza. BDSM is fun to read. And just noticed…i’m follower number 69 *winks*
I love the song!! Wish I could have been there to see you guys sing it. I bet it was a lot of fun.
Holy sh*t…. Okay, I will start singing this song now… Can I have your Santa come pay me a visit please!! I promise to not be a good girl!!!!
You are indeed a very naughty girl!! And I think I like it!!!
This is the most fun I have ever had for Christmas!
OMG I love it! You gals sure know how to add that “little” (LOL) extra to the holiday season! Hilarious! Thanks for the extra Naughty Holiday Cheer! I may have to sing the song in my head just to get through some of those not so lovely holiday moments…shopping, the relatives you didn’t want to see, etc.! Nothing like a little wine and a jingle to make any situation better! Happy Holidays!
Love the song. BDSM is one of my favorites to read.
LOL Not your mainstream carol! Thanks for the giggle.
Roz Lee
I love your version much better than the original
That would be fun to put on one of those Hallmark recordable greeting cards!
OMG. I love it. I want to sing this at my next Christmas party! Scandalous!
OMG love love love it!!!!! Thanks for the holiday laugh. Needed it to survive the holidays!!!